thecraycraycoffeemug:

Aries: murders people and blames it on the sloth

Taurus: makes dad jokes

Gemini: always wins at mario party

Cancer: sings nilla wafer top hat time too much

Leo: likes mlp

Virgo: cuts their hair a lot

Libra: wipes their boogers on your stuff

Scorpio: is perfect

Sagittarius: wears glasses without lenses to try to look cool

Capricorn: believes in unicorns

Aquarius: likes candy corn

Pisces: has more Doritos than you

@calamity-collector

zodiacsociety:

Aries: The reckless one in the squad

Taurus: The stubborn idiot one in the squad

Gemini: The squad jerk

Cancer: The squad mother

Leo: The reason why the squad is never bored

Virgo: The intelligent one in the squad

Libra: The helpful one in the squad who eventually snaps

Scorpio: The squad leader with questionable judgement

Sagittarius: The reason why the squad gets into crap

Capricorn: The secret keeper of the squad

Aquarius: The silent one in the squad that seems to come and go whenever.

Pisces: The squad loafer who helps people relax the eff out.